DONOR 17649
A Comedic Accountant
With a master’s in accounting and finance, Donor 17649’s profession may be accounting, but his passion is performing stand-up comedy. He believes you should never stop chasing your dreams. A six-foot tall pole vaulter in high school, he competed in state championships twice. He calls his ideal day one that’s spent with friends (many of whom he’s had his whole life) and would ideally include learning something new and “laughter so deep, his belly would hurt.” He is best described as loyal, competitive, and an intelligent deep thinker.
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- Height:6' (183cm)
- Weight:176 lbs (80kg)
- Eye Color:Blue
- Hair Color:Brown
- Hair Texture:Straight
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- Ethnic Origin:Caucasian
- Ancestry (Self-Reported):English, German, Scandinavian
- Religion:None
- Jewish Ancestry (Self-Reported):No
- Education Level:Master
- Areas of Study:Accounting, Computer Science
- Blood Type:O-
- CMV Total Antibody:Negative
- Pregnancies:Yes
- Expanded Genetic Testing:Yes
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- Weight:176 lbs (80kg)
- Eye Color:Blue
- Hair Color:Brown
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- Ethnic Origin:Caucasian
- Ancestry (Self-Reported):English, German, Scandinavian
- Religion:None
- Jewish Ancestry (Self-Reported):No
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- Education Level:Master
- Areas of Study:Accounting, Computer Science
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- Blood Type:O-
- CMV Total Antibody:Negative
- Pregnancies:Yes
- Expanded Genetic Testing:Yes
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